22 JUN 11: Spam On the Grill
Because of a busy schedule, we're taking a break from the usual format today. It's one of our occasional SPAM-A-RAMA days -- where we take actual e-mail titles we've received over the months, and offer quick replies to them. Your dose of spam starts. Right. Now....
"SORCERESS GAME PLAN"
Really now - that is NOT a nice way to describe the mayor's proposed budget.
"APPLY NOW FOR A CREDIT CARD IN INDIA"
But how do I pay for the trip there?
"SIX ZEROS STILL PENDING"
So please keep the speed-dating line at Viva El Toro moving along.
"SUBJECTIVITY OUTSKIRTS"
Also known as a Tea Party meeting in Ladonia.
"SHADES PREPARED"
Now go by some sunscreen.
"BAG LADY"
The only ones I've seen in Columbus work the check-out lines at Wal-Mart.
"TOP-HEAVY SEMINAR"
Oh yeah - the Jim Blanchard Leadership Forum is only two months away.
"JUDICIARY PITCHER"
I thought John Smoltz was running for county commissioner, not the Georgia Supreme Court.
"UNDEVELOPED BOUTIQUE"
Still waiting for The Phenixian after all these years.
"PACIFIC VOCIFEROUS"
....and imagine if Vancouver had WON that hockey game last week.
"EYESORE GREEN BEAN"
One difference between Piggly Wiggly and The Fresh Market.
"NEIGHBORHOOD CONTINUING"
Wow - MidTown Inc. hasn't gone under yet?!
"WHY DYNAMO?"
Because it appears to be the closest Major League Soccer team to Columbus.
"LIFE LOANS LOVE"
Suze Orman's latest book, offered exclusively on the Oprah Winfrey Network.
"HORN DELIBERATE"
I've come to assume that, when I'm first in line for the light to change.
"ANTICIPATE CON ARTIST"
They should be outside downtown convenience stores Thursday afternoon.
"TEST HO"
Aw c'mon - I think Jeremy Hobbs can write more polite promotionsl e-mails than that.
"GRINGO CROCK"
What people probably called my entry in the church chili cookoff.
"YAHOO 2011 AWARD LETTER!!!"
Oh boy - I've won another free e-mail account!
"THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING"
Isn't that supposed to be Sarah Palin?
(BLOGGER'S NOTE: We'll need to take Thursday off from blogging. Hopefully all will be back to normal Friday.)
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